But don't get me wrong - I wouldn't change what I do for anything in the world! I love real estate - even when it sucks! That is - when your deals aren't closing! OMG, seriously people what the hell is going on here? Is Mecury in retrograde? Nope - I checked with my astrologer. Is it bad Karma? Nope I checked with my psychic - I'm good. So que paso?
Our property on 43rd has been in escrow for almost 3 months! YES! You heard me.... 3 months! The buyers had a list of 46 conditions to meet before their loan would fund and then on top of it, they had a lender who was a mother humper and who pretty much didn't seem to care when they closed. But today - THANK GOD, we closed the son-of-gun! I will say it again - Thank you God!
All the while - this past several weeks have been filled with other rollercoaster-OMG-you've got to be freakin kdding me - moments with many of our other properties.
Property on 47th - after a month and half of being in escrow - and it not looking like the lender was on top of it - we had to move our buyers to use our lender and now its been another month and 2 appraisals later that we are just getting loan docs. From my lips to Gods ears - that puppy is set to close this week.
Deal we got under contract - on 58th - quick wholesale flip. Easy money.... Come to find out 2 weeks ago that the short sale has not been approved by the bank... Uhhhh - you have our $5K deposit! Are you kidding me? The son-of-a-bee hive agent - didn't mention this minor detail to us that this deal didnt have formal approval. Still waiting to hear on this mofo.
Deal that we just funded last week for property on 49th.... Some random lein showed up when they ran the title report again - for $35K !!!! WHAT!? Now escrow got that cleared but there is some other weird notice on title from "Bureau of Street Lighting" that is called "substandard dwelling notice".... Really? This house is in So. L.A. Of course it's substandard! I need a freakin notice from some crazy street lighing bureau to tell me this? Oy Vey - still working on this. Do we go ahead with it and deal with this problem after? Do we get our funds back and say screw you? Stay tuned.
And don't even get me started on our complete rehab on Exposition.....
All I can say is that our broker is freaking LUCKY that we just got 2 offers on it - otherwise my broker would be.....
Now the good news. I still love this business no matter what. I feel so fortunate that I am able to do what I love and make money from it. I feel lucky that I even have these kinds of "problems". I know a lot of people who wish they had these problems. We just got another deal yesterday and looks like several more are popping as we speak. and I do have a rehab that is going pretty smoothly right now - thank you Jesus!
So the bottom line is - yeah - sometimes work sucks - but for the most part I thank my lucky stars....






For me it seems that many sellers are still in denial or they have just given up on wanting to be helped. Case in point: I had a seller that I was working with about 6 months ago. He had a property located in Inglewood and was behind 3 months in payments. At the time there was about $150-180k in "equity" (we all know that it's only equity if you actually get cashed out of the mofo.) At that time, he wanted $60K cash and he would walk away.
a but) he would not sign the Proposal Agreement! I let him know that I would not move forward in the deal unless he signed, he simply refused to sign it "right now". He wanted to wait until I found my buyer/tenant to move into the house and then "we would do all the paperwork at once". Of course the deal fell by the wayside and I moved on. No ticky - No washy.
the past couple of weeks. As a matter of fact, Pete is so good at explaining this that over the past couple of weeks I have really learned this concept - and on my own show! 









